Poor Les seems to be inundated at work and can't seem to find the time to yak or yuk it up .. to blah-blah or bling-bling with the rest of us ... so .. in 50,000 words or less take this opportunity to send a heartfelt pat-on-the-back or shrewdly veiled poke-in-the-ribs (as we all know, he'll appreciate)
I'll start ..
01) .. Les .. we don't care that you can't fractal to save your soul .. or that you don't possess the strength to depress the shutter button on a disposable camera .. we will all donate art to your gallery .. just tell us the ones you'd like
02) .. Les .. nobody Freudian slips like you do .. even when stepping on a Freudian banana peel in a Freudvillian stageplay ..
03) .. Les .. if the snack bar has told you that they don't have enough popcorn for a MEGA-LARGE, and that you'll have to wait ... settle for a small, and come back to the movie .. the cartoons are almost over
04) .. Les ... I realize the sign on the door says Open 8am to 5pm .. but it's an old sign .. we've been open as late as 2am when the cops showed up and made us leave
05) .. Les .. I've searched the rosters of all the Canadian Prisons I can think of and your name is not on any of the lists .. though I do, now, have a longer pen-pal list than I used to .. but, should you run afoul of the law, I've asked that a computer with internet access be placed in your cell .. it's just that you'll have a few cellmates, as well
06) .. Les .. an East-West route has been charted across the frozen north .. your buddies were just joking when they said it has yet to be done ... and the wheel has been designed as well .. so keep an ear tuned for THAT lie .. and know who your real friends are ..
Wow ... I am rusty ... thank you Mary for the welcome back.
(You too Gemma ... although it would appear that you are busy with having some 'Sex on the Beach' atm. :oP)
And ya know ... cat-sitting duties of some time ago, earned me a bounty of fudge that was to die for. First time I ever had peanut butter fudge. Was goo oo oo ood.
So, of course ... I'll trade you one espresso brownie for on.. *cough cough* ... excuse me, something stuck in me throat ... I'll trade you one espresso brownie for three peanut butter fudge cookies. :oD
p.s. See you in your gallery soon, looking forward to it. :o)
/\ She was the one that actually requested said sitting. /\
It upped my rates considerably. Normally I don't get into that kind of stuff. Usually it's just change the water, fill up the dry mix ... scoop out the litter bo.. uhm, best stop there, methinks.
Wouldn't want you all to get a visual of me doing that for Cat, now would I? :oP
"To photograph is to hold one's breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It's at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy."
~ Henri Cartier-Bresson
"To photograph is to hold one's breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It's at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy."
~ Henri Cartier-Bresson
Ooooh ok ... I see now, it says 'pops' ... hehe ... added an extra 'o' in there initially.
*does the sheepish instep shuffle and then ... starts to bust some serious moves ... annnnd ... in the process ... gets pooped out, lies down ... falls blissfully asleep in traffic*
Psssttt!! If I have it right, Gemma should be extremely giddy ... or cranky this morning. Sooo ... reading the word poop in it's various permutations and combinations like pooped ... should either get her giggling like a marmoset on plantain peels or ... wanting to send more packages to me.
"To photograph is to hold one's breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It's at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy."
~ Henri Cartier-Bresson
"To photograph is to hold one's breath, when all faculties converge to capture fleeting reality. It's at that precise moment that mastering an image becomes a great physical and intellectual joy."
~ Henri Cartier-Bresson
*You will have noticed that I haven't been commenting as much on your fine images!..This is because of the pains in my hands!..the constant use of the keyboard, makes this difficult..so, my dear friends..I can only apologise to you all in advance!*
Dunstickin's Gallery
*You will have noticed that I haven't been commenting as much on your fine images!..This is because of the pains in my hands!..the constant use of the keyboard, makes this difficult..so, my dear friends..I can only apologise to you all in advance!*
Dunstickin's Gallery
(*begins to oil the generator, once more ... de-cobwebs the cookieman light ... puts a pot of coffee on for the champion wheel-rotating hamsters .... tunes the TV to "Kids in the Hall*)
(*begins to hum .. ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ "I'm too bubble'icious for ya baby" ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
Whoa... Why am I suddenly here??!?! =) I've been working on the server recently to try to speed this thing up some, so you wouldn't have likely seen me around on this side of the site.
And ... I ... uh ... misplaced my bus pass. Took me a while in getting back here. :o\
Les is really nice!!!! I love getting his comments (some are quite, weird and random but I love it!!). I'll give u a big cookie if you come back more. lol
*You will have noticed that I haven't been commenting as much on your fine images!..This is because of the pains in my hands!..the constant use of the keyboard, makes this difficult..so, my dear friends..I can only apologise to you all in advance!*
OwdBob'sGallery
'Twas a dark and stormy night .. lightning occasionally illuminates the dining room of the antiquated mansion in which 60 of the members of caedes-dot-net have been gathered .. the subtle din of dining chatter is interrupted by a cake fork striking a champagne glass repeatedly ... ding-ding-ding
The host stands and addresses the gathering of pixeleers .. "excuse me, may I have your attention? .. ding-ding-ding ... ladies? gentlemen? ... thank you ... as you know, we have gathered here tonight to celebrate the birthday of one PURMUSIC, or Les .. THE COOKIEMAN, as he is known to the police in his province .. we have consumed copious quantities of cake and champagne .. and there are paramedics standing by for those of you having troubles with that combination ... but, alas, a Les has not graced us at our table .. and we have saved this last corner piece of cake for our guest of honor.
Many of you have come up to me during the course of the meal, asking if you may have the "LAST CORNER PIECE of CAKE" (LCPoC) .. citing a lack of Les in the equation and expressing a desire that the LCPoC not go to waste .. I feel that would send the wrong message "Happy Birthday, oh, sorry, we ate your cake" ... so, PLEASE, no more attempts at cake-napping, there are enough grooves finger-printed into the icing that it barely looks like an offering to a gerbil, let alone our birthday guest of honor .. I do hope you have all washed your hands.
We will wait as long as it tak..... (*suddenly a lightning strike causes the lights to flicker and go out, washing the room in utter blackness*) ... (*Scuffling noises, followed by a loud, blood-curdling, scream is heard*) ... (*when the axillary power generators finally figure out they're supposed to kick on, we are greeted by a scene of 60 forks stuck into the back of +Keifer's hand which is gripping the LCPoC*) ... (*due to champagne and sugar-infused icing, nobody manages to get a postable photo of the event .. and the gripper of the LCPoC denies any involvement while keeping his hand hidden deep in his pocket
The early bird may get the worm .. but the wily and unscrupulous get the LCPoC
Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
I ain't sayin' a thing.... however the left pocket of my hoodie sweatshirt feels all sticky... as if the (alleged) LCPoC somehow just sort of fell into me pocket... accidently of course. I hope Mr. Keifer won't mind if I quietly extract my fork from the back of his hand. Good, good... now then...
Happy Birthday to the COOKIEMAN!!! I have saved the LCPoC for you, providing that you show up soon. Very soon...
Does anyone know anything about Les? His absence this time seems more lengthy than usual and especially notable that he didn't even show up over the holidays. He hasn't logged in since Nov. 9th or responded to an email I sent him several days ago.
If you go back to the start of this thread Les was away from the site for 4 months after it was posted... I presume he must have already been away for a while before that happened so he was gone 5-6 months at least. Maybe he's hibernating??
* Owing to the deterioration in my hands, I find that I cannot comment as much as I should..But please know...I do look at all your posts!..and will leave my 'moniker' >OB< when I do so!...Thank you all *
OwdBob'sGallery
Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
"If there's any illusion you may have of a bright and shining center of the universe...then I'm from the farthest and darkest place from it..." - Visit Jhihmoac's Gallery
Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
Heyyyy.... I have a freshly baked and heaping plateful of COOKIES... I knew we'd lure him out sooner or later... in this case it is later since I couldn't hold myself back and I, well, I ate the rest of the LCPoC...
Please, even if you don't visit my gallery, check out my "Faves".I've left them intact since day "1", and would like it if every image there got the attention they deserved.
Uh oh, contraband video alert... Stay tuned in the Offtopics for more details! The Caedes reporters will soon answer the burning questions hinted at above: Just who is Lucille and, perhaps more important, why is she hiding behind Les's frock?
I'll start ..
01) .. Les .. we don't care that you can't fractal to save your soul .. or that you don't possess the strength to depress the shutter button on a disposable camera .. we will all donate art to your gallery .. just tell us the ones you'd like
02) .. Les .. nobody Freudian slips like you do .. even when stepping on a Freudian banana peel in a Freudvillian stageplay ..
03) .. Les .. if the snack bar has told you that they don't have enough popcorn for a MEGA-LARGE, and that you'll have to wait ... settle for a small, and come back to the movie .. the cartoons are almost over
04) .. Les ... I realize the sign on the door says Open 8am to 5pm .. but it's an old sign .. we've been open as late as 2am when the cops showed up and made us leave
05) .. Les .. I've searched the rosters of all the Canadian Prisons I can think of and your name is not on any of the lists .. though I do, now, have a longer pen-pal list than I used to .. but, should you run afoul of the law, I've asked that a computer with internet access be placed in your cell .. it's just that you'll have a few cellmates, as well
06) .. Les .. an East-West route has been charted across the frozen north .. your buddies were just joking when they said it has yet to be done ... and the wheel has been designed as well .. so keep an ear tuned for THAT lie .. and know who your real friends are ..
to be continued ...